I had cause to visit my good friend, Mr Sherlock Holmes, one day last month to discuss a number of matters. Mrs Hudson let me in, took my hat and coat and ushered me to the library where I found Holmes deep in conversation around the table with a rather tall, bearded gentleman with a very shiny hat and oppressively respectable frock-coat. They were studying a large pile of manuscripts. I was about to withdraw, but Holmes quickly beckoned me in, indicating he wanted the door closed.

 “My dear Watson, you couldn’t have come at a better time”, he said cordially.

“You looked otherwise engaged”.

“Very much so”, he replied. “But I should like you to meet Colonel Kerr”. The tall man turned, walked towards me, gave a bob of a greeting and offered his hand.

“Colonel Kerr, this gentleman has been my partner and helper in many of my successful cases and I’m sure will be able to offer some assistance. Colonel Kerr, please meet my good friend Dr Watson”.

We shook hands, he gave a quick little glance from his small, piercing eyes and returned to the table to resumed his studies.

“Watson, I just need to quickly conclude a few matters with Colonel Kerr before he leaves. He has to catch his sailing to South Africa that departs from Southampton this afternoon. Once he has gone, I will explain everything. I know you share my enthusiasm for the bizarre and unconventional puzzles and this promises to be a very interesting one.”

Holmes’s quick eye noticed my questioning glances and gestured towards the side cabinet. “Help yourself to some fruit. Colonel Kerr was kind enough to bring fresh supplies from his travels when he arrived this morning.”

Holmes joined the Colonel at the table and they resumed their study of the manuscript with whispered excitement.

I inspected the large bowl of fruit on the side cabinet with interest. It was well stocked and it had been a while since I had eaten bananas. I’ve always had the suspicion the banana exporting countries conspire to make bananas increasingly difficult to peel. The banana tops refuse to snap open like they used to and one has to resort to a knife. And these bananas were no different. I had the devil of a job with each banana I tried, so decided to abandon my attempts.

“Watson. I’ve decided to accompany the Colonel to the station. We have some more business to complete and the Colonel is late for his train”. Holmes and the Colonel had gathered their papers and were rushing out of the library. “Mrs Hudson will see you out. Meet me here tomorrow at 2pm”.

I heard the gathering of coats, the front door shutting and all was quiet. A sudden still hit the room. Again, Holmes had left me very much in the dark with the promise of revealing all. As I turned to leave, I noticed something on the table. A small pile of banana skins that had been obscured by the mountain of manuscripts was clearly visible. I wandered over to examine the evidence. How on earth had they been peeled?

The banana skins had been torn into many pieces, so it was impossible to fathom any clues. I decided to wait until tomorrow and left Holmes a short note.

It was a quarter-past one when I started from home the following day. I made my way across the park, and so through Oxford Street to Baker Street. I climbed the stairs to the door, knocked and was greeted by Mrs Hudson.

“Sir is in the library,” she said while taking my coat.

“Ah Watson”. Holmes was clearly brimming with self satisfaction as he always did when he’d solved a mystery. “Your note and the pile of banana skins deprived me of sleep last night,” he said buttoning up his pea jacket and taking his heavy hunting crop from the rack. “We’ve solved many mysteries together. Most of them seemingly unsolvable, some impossibly so. However, I confess I had to resort to outside help on this one”.

Holmes pulled a crumpled telegram from the inside pocket of his pea jacket, tapping it with his crop.

“It seems Watson, we need to observe the animal world more closely. This telegram from Colonel Kerr I received this very morning, has made me realize that sometimes we are not as intelligent as we think we are”.

He continued to tap the telegram with his crop with each syllable, so emphasizing his point.

“Colonel Kerr simply peeled those bananas by watching how monkeys do it. No matter how un-ripe a banana is, a monkey will always successfully peel it from the wrong end.”

Holmes obviously took a certain relief from explaining this and shrugged his shoulders.

“So, remember to always peel bananas from the wrong end,” he retorted.

“Nice retorting!” I retorted.

I’ve been using JIRA for bug, issue and project management for a fair while now – it’s almost industry standard and has an excellent developer community for plugins. I’m forever asked ‘What does JIRA stand for?’ So……

 

Back in the days when those days when Bugzilla ruled the world and the guys at Atlassian dreamed of building a monster capable of beating it, they realised there was only one option – Godzilla. But calling their wonderful new bug and issue tracking system Godzilla was a bit obvious, so they abbreviated the original Japanese name for Godilla – Gojira. So, Gojira became JIRA: King of the issue management systems.

 

So when you get asked what does JIRA stands for, just tell them is an abbreviation, not an acronym.

Background noise from News

September 5, 2008

Today the Web is mostly angry because they are not sure about Googles intentions…

Microsoft / Firefox claim “Big boys came, stole our browser”
http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2008-09-01-n47.html
But then it turns out they are in your house, looking at what you do…
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/03/google_chrome_eula_sucks/

Interesting to read how NBC and Yahoo fought it out during the Olympics
http://www.streamingmedia.com/article.asp?id=10633
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/25/sports/olympics/25online.html?_r=1&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&oref=slogin
http://www.followthemedia.com/sportsmedia/nbcdelay12082008.htm

BBC News compare well as this
http://newteevee.com/2008/08/28/final-tally-olympics-web-and-p2p-numbers/
And the early European summary…
http://www.euractiv.com/en/infosociety/beijing-games-marked-surge-internet-viewers/article-174911

A comprehensive news aggregator…
It isn’t pretty, but has some nice features including the tracking of stories on the graph on this page
Highlights breaking news, developing story trends, etc…
http://press.jrc.it/NewsBrief/clusteredition/en/latest.html

Couple of powerful presentations on the use of photography
http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/david_griffin_on_how_photography_connects.html
http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/james_nachtwey_s_searing_pictures_of_war.html

The War comic
This ain’t the Beano…
http://shootingwar.com/

We are addicted…
If you click this link it proves you are an addict
http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/09/03/britons-officially-addicted

Radio Pop
“Sign up to Radio Pop and we will store your listening to BBC Radio. You can then see graphs, charts and lists of your listening, get recommendations from your friends, share your tastes and browse around to see what other people are hearing right now. ”
http://www.radiopop.co.uk

Hidden Radio
My Gran would never find Terry Wogan on this
http://www.hiddenradio.johnvdn.com/

So you want an iPhone but no contract…
Or perhaps you are a criminal who needs the enhanced touch screen functionality only an iPhone can bring without the traceability of pesky contracts
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/technology/article4656323.ece

3D visualsation of the National Theatre…
http://www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/39432/online-tour/discover-online-tour.html

Silverlight aka WPF/E

April 24, 2007

It seems Microsoft has at last christened WPF/E Silverlight and acknowledged it’s a Flash and Flex beater (contender)!

The worms are turning

February 9, 2007

I wholeheartedly agree with Jeff Ventura I’ve been borrowing my brother-in-laws’ Mac on and off recently, experimenting with Parallels as a viable XP development base for a while. I can have OSX on one monitor and my PC development using VS2005 under XP running on the other, completely seamlessly.

The decision was made a while ago. When I get a new PC it will be a Mac – no question.